It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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