that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Church boner. Awkwardddd
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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