I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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