so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Randomize
