school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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