I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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