Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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