I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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