Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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