I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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