Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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Sext me about skeletons
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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