sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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