So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You took a bar mat shot.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I currently don't understand fingers.
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