hotel room ftw
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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