quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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