she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You took a bar mat shot.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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