she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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