Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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