apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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