How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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