they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just had sex bonerless
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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