you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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