sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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