I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
