I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She swung at the pinata with crutches
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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