it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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