He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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