You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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