A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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