Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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