She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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