Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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