Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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