I don't think brook has ever known best
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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