Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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