how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
operation have a gay friend backfired
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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