I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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