No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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