Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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