We're like a lot better than the average bears
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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