Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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