I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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