how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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