White coat. Heels.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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