I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Come see our sink grown plant.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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