worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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