He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
did you just send me my own nude
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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