People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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