I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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