Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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