As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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