When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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