i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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