physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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