AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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